grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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