Are we in a gay sports bar?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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