capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
you're hired as official boob wrangler
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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