There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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