Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
This baby is an asshole
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
It's shark week go big or go home
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize