there was a trapeze. enough said
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I think your dad took our porno
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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