Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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