I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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