let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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