dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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