This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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