i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize