Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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