Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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