He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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You may now shotgun with the bride
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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