Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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