Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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It's never too late to be topless.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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