He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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