as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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