They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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