i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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