Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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