Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize