Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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