Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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