3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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