I understand Curling. That high.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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