What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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