what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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