? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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