Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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