her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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