I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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