Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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