Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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