i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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