spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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