Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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