she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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