Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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