Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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