I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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