If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
honey bunches of taint.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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