And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
even my farts smell like vagina
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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