Define "chronic" masturbator.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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