i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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