Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
50% drunk capacity currently
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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