Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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