Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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