...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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